Anyways, this new arrangement has brought something to my attention. The cleaner will be cleaning........... In.My.Room.
I hate people going into my room when I'm not there. Annoys the shit out of me.
Also... Well... Uh.... Nevermind.
In conclusion, I came up with this list of 10 Places Where You Could Hide Something Valuable.
10 Places Where You Could Hide Something Valuable:
Place Number One: In A Shoe.
Sure it's old school and obvious... But no one's going to be looking in your shoes... Unless theyre actually searching for something..... Or if they have a weird foot fetish. o.O
Place Number Two: In An Acoustic Guitar.
Providing you had one, I guess this could work.. For small round objects that you could manouvre out easily. But for a scrunched up, envelope-shaped item... Probably not. And I'm not sure if a guitar would sound as good with something stuck in it.
Place Number Three: Under Your Mattress.
Oldest trick in the book. I'm sure it's not totally over rated. If your bed was already made, the cleaner would have no business looking under your mattress. Unless he/she is a snoop. Which they most likely are..... I mean... for what possible reason would you actually WANT to clean strangers' homes?
Place Number Four: Inside Your Pillowcase.
See Place Number Three.
Place Number Five: Inside A Lamp Shade.
COME ON!? WHO LOOKS INSIDE A LAMP SHADE!?
Place Number Six: In Your Underwear Drawer.
Honestly.... If your cleaner is going through your underwear drawer you need to fire them. . . A.S.A.F.P
Place Number Seven: Sticky Taped On Top Of Your Fan.
Warning: The cleaner might turn the fan on... Do not do this with breakables. Or...sharp... objects... o.O
Place Number Eight: In Your Trash Can.
Pros: I'm sure no one wants to go through your trash.
Cons: Cleaner might chuck trash out.
Sometimes that's a risk you just have to take.
Place Number Nine: Inside A Book.
For the extreme... Cut out the inside of a book and hide item inside. I'm sure cleaners don't read.
Place Number Ten: Under that Pair of Undies you wore for like Three Days in a Row 'Cuz everything else was in the wash and it started raining and none of your clothes were dry.
Yeah.... Not even you would touch them.
And that's it! Top Ten places to hide your loot when a cleaner is invading your pad.
[Disclaimer: No offence meant people. It's just a joke. I'm sure cleaners read. Many probably even have college degrees. Which I would probably never achieve :P ]
Peace Out!
Providing you had one, I guess this could work.. For small round objects that you could manouvre out easily. But for a scrunched up, envelope-shaped item... Probably not. And I'm not sure if a guitar would sound as good with something stuck in it.
Place Number Three: Under Your Mattress.
Oldest trick in the book. I'm sure it's not totally over rated. If your bed was already made, the cleaner would have no business looking under your mattress. Unless he/she is a snoop. Which they most likely are..... I mean... for what possible reason would you actually WANT to clean strangers' homes?
Place Number Four: Inside Your Pillowcase.
See Place Number Three.
Place Number Five: Inside A Lamp Shade.
COME ON!? WHO LOOKS INSIDE A LAMP SHADE!?
Place Number Six: In Your Underwear Drawer.
Honestly.... If your cleaner is going through your underwear drawer you need to fire them. . . A.S.A.F.P
Place Number Seven: Sticky Taped On Top Of Your Fan.
Warning: The cleaner might turn the fan on... Do not do this with breakables. Or...sharp... objects... o.O
Place Number Eight: In Your Trash Can.
Pros: I'm sure no one wants to go through your trash.
Cons: Cleaner might chuck trash out.
Sometimes that's a risk you just have to take.
Place Number Nine: Inside A Book.
For the extreme... Cut out the inside of a book and hide item inside. I'm sure cleaners don't read.
Place Number Ten: Under that Pair of Undies you wore for like Three Days in a Row 'Cuz everything else was in the wash and it started raining and none of your clothes were dry.
Yeah.... Not even you would touch them.
And that's it! Top Ten places to hide your loot when a cleaner is invading your pad.
[Disclaimer: No offence meant people. It's just a joke. I'm sure cleaners read. Many probably even have college degrees. Which I would probably never achieve :P ]
Peace Out!
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